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Comic 6 - Soldiers of Misfortune
6th Apr 2012, 11:00 PM
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The Doctor is in
Don't Fear the Creeper
Brassed Off Knuckles
BONUS: Medication Here!
Who eggs the Eggmen?
Soldiers of Misfortune
The Weakest Link
Guest Comic: Gamerman14
Another Side: Wait, what?!
Another Side: Lunch Break
Another Side: A Little Heart to Heart
Displays of Infection
To E.R. is Human...
Tall Grass Blues
War has Never Been so Much Dumb
Another Turtle on the Road to Victory
Dr. Who'da Thunk it?
Slippy Vents Problems
Guest Comic: DryKirby64
...to Forgive, Asinine.
Audino whatchu talking about.
BONUS: To Clear Things up...
OLYMPICS: Rewarded as a Blue Shell User Deserves
Guest Comic: TheMightyBox
OLYMPICS: Once you hit 88...
BONUS: Your Voice is a Shrill that'll Pierce the Heavens!
So Obligatory it Hurts.
Keith's Boomer Encounter
First Person Bad Day Simulator
Who's Story is This?
To the Point
Taking a Break
Guest Comic: Blitzpulse
Guest Comic: ChaosKiwi
After they've seen Par(od)ie
Ridley Me This.
The Mileage Counts
Making an Idiom of Yourself
The World Weary Warrior
Guest Comic: Comic OR Die
Home Visit: Cluless
Home Visit: Baffled
Home Visit: Perplexed
Home Visit: Realisation
Devil May Dye
Hire Expectations: The Cornelian Job
Guest Comic: Dark Aura
Hire Expectations: Absolutely Misunderstood
Hire Expectations: Victims of Chance
Hire Expectations: Elevated Tensions
Hire Expectations: Machinations of Machines
Hire Expectations: Ballad of the Drugged-up Wizard
The Mouth With No Mercy
Hire Expectations: Heard of Transplant Rejection but this is Ridiculous
Hire Expectations: Like a Robot Scorned
Hire Expectations: At the End of the Day...
Guest Comic: Marlee-The-Creator
"I'm Not Simple Minded"
Hwoarang can you get?
"Do Not Speak Ill of the Dead"
Problems with the X
Halo is Other People
Get Equipped With: Hype
Guest Comic: Fergzilla
Taking Another Break
Guest Comic: Dark Aura 2
DELAY: Giga's OC's, Vol. 1
Frankly my dear...
The Japanese Name is Looking Pretty Inaccurate Now.
Breathe the Rainbow
He's Dead Jim
Ready for Pun, Pun, Pun?
The Toys of Psychiatry
Complete Global Fortification
Dial M for Moron
Light City PD
Taking an Art Dump
Understand the Secrets and Have Some Fun
Disregard Witches, Get Snug
Curds & Whey
Robot Pun Names are a Universal Constant
You knew he was gonna show up.
Fit for Disaster
Guest Comic: Victory-Prime
Deck the Halls in the Face
For the Shell of it
My World Evolves Around You
...and a WeeGi New Year
Guest Comic: LeRenardRoux
Hit or Ms.
Crusaders without a Cause
For want of a bottle...
Dawn of Misunderstanding: A Valiant Time
Dawn of Misunderstanding: Titular Moment
Dawn of Misunderstanding: We all Cough for Coffee
Dawn of Misunderstanding: A Wink to the Past
Dawn of Misunderstanding: Finally, Meet the Trainer
Dawn of Misunderstanding: Impatience is no Virtue
Dawn of Misunderstanding: Fishing for Answers
Dawn of Misunderstanding: Back to the Present
Dawn of Misunderstanding: Save and Continue
Dawn of Misunderstanding: End of the Beginning
Super Smashed Bros
Child of Plight
The Scolipede's Dilema
Highway to Shell
Asleep at the Wheel
Nobody Suspects an Ink
The Vicious Cycle of Espurr (Read Clockwise)
Things that go Bump in the Night Shade
Rather B Dead
WE INTERUPT THIS BROADCAST FOR AN ANNOUNCEMENT
Malpractice Makes Imperfect: Setting the Stage
Malpractice Makes Imperfect: Stiles upon Stiles
Malpractice Makes Imperfect: My Bloody Valentine
Malpractice Makes Imperfect: Meet the Quack
Malpractice Makes Imperfect: A Simulating Experience
Malpractice Makes Imperfect: Of a Bad Bunch
Brawl in the Tribute
A Smashing Reception
"Sorry to keep you waiting."
Not Cussing if it's True
"Sorry to keep you waiting." Part 2
Deck the Frogs
HOLIDAY BONUS: Box's take
Back in Wine
Heavy Metal: Give a Little Whistle
Heavy Metal: "What's it called? Monologue!"
Heavy Metal: Wait, why is she-?
Heavy Metal: Blue Drama Bomber
Heavy Metal: Game Over
Guest Comic: Trancedeliquist
Heavy Metal: Legacy of Light
Aardvarking on a New Course
Heavy Weight Smash
Guest Comic: TheMightyBox 2
Prepare for your Examination
The Waiting is the Hardest Part
Final Filler (hopefully)
Emergency Response Part 1
Emergency Response Part 2
Lightning Fast Fingers
Guest Comic: Extormamis
Girl's Day Out: Tyrannosaurus Stress
Girl's Day Out: Title Drop!
Girl's Day Out: Bicker in the Centre of the Mind
Girl's Day Out: This is Filler
Girl's Day Out: Hoop Skirt
Girl's Day Out: Problems with the Fishwife
Girl's Day Out: Joy of Joys
Girl's Day Out: Suitably Impressive
Girl's Day Out: Roll's Album
Guest Comic: CidYoshi
Girl's Day Out: "Did you forget about me?"
Girl's Day Out: Narrow Comfort Zone
Girl's Day Out: The Waiting Dead
Girl's Day Out: Use Morgue Gun
A rough representation of what happened.
The Dixie Chick
Guest Comic: ChilPhil
United We Fail
Guest Comic: ChilPhil 2
We need you
"Oh, what a feeling..."
Bountiful Tracts of Land
The Answer lies...
Save My Place
Load My Place
6th Apr 2012, 11:00 PM
The problem with being a writer is... well I write too much. The first 3 panels were originally just the one.
The font used on today's strip is Komika Display, thanks to OrangeRakoon on the Official Nintendo Magazine boards for the suggestion. What do you think?
Say what you want about Vavle's hat obsession and fear of the number 3 but they do a brilliant job of creating funny characters and leaving room for interpitation. This isn't the last you've heard fro the Team Fortress 2 crew.
And if you're having trouble reading the text, the Soldier is trying to reach Larry's Leisure Suite. (Giga's idea) On that topic if you want Leisure Suit Larry to return to adventuring support the Kickstarter to have the orignial game remade
7th Apr 2012, 1:50 AM
So the story here is that for the
time, I thought that Leisure Suit Larry read "Leisure
Larry", and consequently thought the game was about hotels. Decided to pay homage to my stupidity through this comic. XD
And for those of you who can't make out the smaller sign, it reads: "Special Service Month!" (a Naruto joke, at least in the subbed version)
Dunno why... but I've always imagined Soldier as being a bit of a pervert. He seems like the kind of guy who was too caught up in the glory days to settle down a family, y'know? All he has left to distract him from his loneliness is constant war and younger women.
...Y'know, this could make for a really
Anyways, Guybrush's original script dictated that this'd be a standard, six-paneled comic featuring three more scenes, but I had to expand the first panel into three due to its length and perversion potential. Now you get
comic for the price of
Anyways, due to popular demand, this comic was formulated in a larger resolution than past ones. Do you like the new size? How about the new text formatting? Soldier's awesome tank tread-wheelchair?
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7th Apr 2012, 3:58 AM
Hmm, this one, pretty basic. I probably have the least t say on my contribution to the comics, but I did have the idea to have everything on the character be either red or blue, no matter if in uniform or not. The only exception of course being Scout's hats.
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7th Apr 2012, 12:14 AM
text looks pretty good to me. Nice job.
8th Apr 2012, 8:28 PM
Very nice comic as per usual. Keep it up!
9th Apr 2012, 2:43 PM
Kind of liked it being only the top three panels (guilty of abusing the rocket/grenade jump in Halo)... But seeing a few characters from TF2, lets me know there's gunna be more issues along the way... Never played the game, but I'm looking forward to seeing what Dr. Gardevoir has to say to the Spy. XDD
Love the new text bubbles, definitely an improvement there. And the thing about what I said for unpolished art? Something sticks out to me about the Soldier. The lines are crisp and solid around him. There's fuzziness in the 2nd panel that I'm not content with (mostly the fact that the Soldier in the foreground is just as blurry as the background... but if the fuzziness is supposed to represent the flashback... although a flashback would be easier read with faded borders or something).
Anyways, still funny overall. XD Keep it up!
10th Apr 2012, 1:51 AM
You shove five whole packs of cigarettes into your mouth at a time?
But of course! That is what all
...Aren't you afraid of cancer?
Not at all -- I have the Dead Ringer!
[Not an actual script]
Yeah, the blur in the second panel was meant to represent his flashback. Flashbacks will vary in appearance based on the type of experience being recalled. In this case, I figured that an "on-a-whim" decision like Soldier's wouldn't cement itself too heavily in his mind, and as such be remembered as being a little fuzzy.
Thanks for the feedback, Mizu! We appreciate it! :D
11th Apr 2012, 11:21 AM
Actually, I was imagining that she'd say something about having a multiple personality disorder/dissatisfied with himself because he disguises himself as the others... XD
Now that you explained the second panel-- LOL. Kids, don't play with rockets while drunk. X3 Still think a faded border/dream-like thing would at least make it read better that it's a flashback, not in present time.
No problem! I just hope none of what I'm saying offends/disheartens you guys from continuing the comics. @_@
11th Apr 2012, 8:16 PM
Drunk, huh? Never actually thought of that! XD
In fact, I think I like your interpretation better.
Don't worry -- dream-borders are on the way!
I've had the chance to be critiqued by the world's harshest fanfiction reviewer, a temperamental ***** of an art critic, and an entire community of stuck-up bronies who can't accept anything below professional level work. No worries! ;)
8th Jul 2014, 1:48 AM
There is a spelling error in the alt-text: "threapist".
I know that The Heavy technically IS a doctor... of Russian literature.
1st May 2015, 10:28 PM
You know, "Meet the Medic" implies that the Medic used to be a legitimate doctor.
2nd May 2015, 4:02 AM
Does logic from the respective games not work in the comic 'verse? but those hats tho.
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